Progress Report, March 4th

A quick update on your one and only one hit wonderfuls! We met today to further brainstorm some of our ideas and decided on just one or two. We're going to go with our own special, homemade venison jerky, produced and seasoned with our own secret blend of spices. We're currently gathering the raw materials and supplies to produce the jerky, and hope to be selling our jerky by the end of next week. Additionally, we have access to genuine russian winter hats (stock picture below), and we'll be selling those to interested parties, so give us a holler if you're hungry or cold!